Sunday, September 14, 2008

The Great Front Door Experience

I finally did it! Our new front door has been standing in our garage for the last 5 months. It's taken a while, but I finally scheduled a day to install it! Here's a 'before' pic...

That's the original 45 year old door.

I got up at 6:18 yesterday morning and went right to work. This is me at 6:29 AM - somehow thrilled and ready for action (very un-characteristic). Notice the open door behind me - it's still dark out.

Here we go- first I tear the stucco off because I'm replacing the entire thing - the door AND the side-light.

The side-light window is out, and I'm ripping out the frame.

About this time (the sun is just on the horizon), a young couple is walking down the street in front of the house. I can hear that they are arguing. Then the girl starts walking up my driveway. She asks if she can use my phone. She kept asking the guy to give her cell phone back, and he wasn't cooperating. I said, "yeah, sure you can use my phone". So I went in and grabbed the cordless phone and brought it out to her. She began to call various numbers, and apparently there was no answer at the other end because she never did talk to anyone. The entire time she was crying and asking the guy to give her, her cell phone. Being the 45 year old man of wisdom, I figured it was time to get involved. So I asked the guy, "do you have her cell phone?" That obviously irritated him because he then started to get all puffed up and ask me why I was sticking up for her and getting into their business. I had a hammer and a small wrecking bar in my hand, so I wasn't too intimidated. Plus he was probably only 5 1/2 feet tall. I said, "hey, I'm not sticking up for her, I'm just trying to help the two of you". That gave him the cue to launch into a long explanation of how bad things had been going for him and why I should feel sorry for him. He said something about her hitting him in the 'privates' and she said that was because he was touching her and she didn't want him to touch her. I told the guy, "relationships are hard huh?" He said, "YEAH". It was obvious she didn't want anything to do with him and he didn't want her to leave. I told him, "look, you can't force her to love you. And if you did, what kind of love would that be?". I said, "It's the same thing with God, He doesn't force us to love Him. And a lot of people run around ignoring Him, but He doesn't push Himself on us." He seemed to think about that and talk a little more, then he finally handed her the bag he was carrying and pulled a cell phone out of his pocket and handed her that too. That was all she wanted, so she was out of there. He started to walk the other way, then he turned around and started to follow her and ask her to stop and talk with him. She kept walking and I hope she kept on walking.
So that was my counseling session for the day, back to the front door!

Now I'm ripping off the drywall on the inside.


Just one 2x4 left!


8:48 AM - Ouchy! I got a splinter! I hate it when that happens. So I put my 'scientist' goggles on and performed surgery. No cause for alarm - I got it! Back to work.


Demolition done! Time to prepare the 'rough' opening for the new door. But first...


9:45 AM - It's going to be a long day, so coffee and donuts are a well deserved mid-morning snack! Nick liked that part too!
Here's an important part - the 'sill'. That's right, a door has a 'sill' too (just like a window). I learned that from the guy at Home Depot. I got this one weather-proofed, perfectly sized and ready to go, then... the first set-back. I discovered that this 2x6 sill would be too tall - Argh!


OK, no use crying about it. I just need to find a hunk of wood that wasn't quite so thick and move along. Fortunately I had just such a piece of wood in my 'spare wood' supply.


All I had to do was rip the board to the right width, give it a couple of coats of weather-proofing stain, and I'd be ready for action!


Oh - look at the pretty flowers! Hey - there's a job to do! Quit messin' around with the camera and get back to work!


3:40 PM - The rough opening is finally ready! I had to add a 2x4 on one side and a 1x4 on the other, and of course the set-back on the door-sill cost me a lot of time. But finally, I'm putting the new door in place! That's Nick's arm sticking out from behind the door. He was too shy to actually show his face.

Time for shims! This is actually the trickiest part - getting the door straight, level, and not tweaked. I learned a lot about all of that on the side door a couple of months ago. That helped a lot, this part didn't take too long!


I was a little worried about the heat, since I was going to have a large gaping hole in the front of the house all day. Fortunately it didn't get that hot! And the house only got up to 80 inside.


5:00 PM - The first screw! Yeah - I'm starting to put screws in - that's a major milestone in my book!

6:12 PM - Been at it for almost 12 hours now. All the screws are in and the shims are cut off! It seems like I should be done by now, but wait... do I want to be able to lock the front door before I go to bed tonight? If so, I'd better put a door knob and deadbolt on. Next task...
I thought the door sill height was a set-back!? It turned out, the door hardware was fraught with issues. The door manufacturer did a poor job cutting the holes. The holes in the door didn't line up with the holes in the door jamb, and there were other problems. I had to do a lot of chiseling, dremeling and adjusting to get all the hardware to fit correctly.
About this time, I did my next 'good deed' of the day. We live by Fresno State, and Saturday night was the big game - Fresno State Bulldogs vs. the Wisconsin Badgers. The local ABC affiliate said it was, "Perhaps the biggest home game in school history". Lot's of people walk past our house to get to the stadium on game nights. A rather large group of people was passing by when I notice on guy split off from the group and head straight towards me, working on the front door. He had obviously been very careful to prepare for the game with many libations. He asked, "I was just wondering, can I use your bathroom?" Being very sympathetic to his situation (I've had a few moments of desperate need in my day), I had no problem showing him the way down the hall. Didn't his mom teach him to go before he left the house? He was very grateful, and ready to run catch up with the group after, 'the pause that refreshes'.
Next order of business...


7:46 PM - Tracy prepares a DELICIOUS dinner! New York steak, green beans and spinach salad with strawberries! You can just see Tracy and Nick thinking, "Isn't he done with that stupid door yet?!"

8:40 PM - YEAH! I'm snapping on the final piece to the doorknob hardware! I'm done! It's finished! I can't stand this door any more! I've been working on this thing for 14 hours now! Can't I go watch TV? No, I have to clean up - nuts!


Did you ever try Corona mixed with Limeade? I can attest - it's pretty good, especially after you've been working on your front door ALL DAY LONG!

That's the story. The major work is finished. Next I have to insulate and figure out just how to do the trim on the inside and the outside - another tricky part. But the door is finally in, and I've reclaimed that space in the garage! Counselor, Construction and bathroom Concierge, it was definitely a full day.

5 comments:

  1. I'm exhausted just reading that. There were, like, 15 things in there that I can't do. Way to go! You are a real dude!

    I'd have hired a guy. Actually, I may hire you.

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  2. Corona with limeade?? Never heard of it!!

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  3. Out of your 14 hours, how much time did you spend taking pictures??? J/K! You're a stud and we WILL call you when we need a new door!

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  4. I thought this episode was the funniest yet, and to think you have a
    a fine looking door to boot. I can hardly wait for you to tackle the next marathon carpenter experience. Tracy and Nick will probably eat without you next time.

    Angela

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  5. You are my home improvement hero! Your door looks great and your morning counseling session. Wow! What an incredible day.

    I just found your blog and really enjoyed it. I think I'll stick around.

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